That is one lucky bidet.
A full week later, ESPN/Soccernet.com picked up on the story and added to it with a quote from USMNT coach Bob Bradley. Why wasn’t this in the UK article? Oh yes, because no one outside this country cares about the USMNT. However, along with the Brazil’s request for a perfectly set pool tempurature and personal chefs, Argentina’s ultra-specific food requests, Italy’s specialized gym aquipment and pasta is Mexico’s special request in South Africa for a personal priest to conduct services for the team. Maybe they could put him in to sure up their midfield. The US team’s requests consist of a full supply of “…trail-mix, dried fruits and Gatorade”?! Excellent, the finely tuned athletes of US National Soccer Team are getting pampered and treated to what is in my kitchen cabinet right now. I bet they’re stoked.
Alexandra Paressant and my ex-girlfriend have something in common.
This is similar to a time four years ago when Ronaldinho’s ex-girlfriend Alexandra Paressant said after that year’s World Cup, the Brazilian was in poor form because they would stay up late making love and then he would play FIFA 2006 all night long. I remember turning to my girlfriend at the time and stating: “Look, Ronaldinho is just like me!” She was mildly amused. And now, both myself and Ronnie will watch the World Cup from home.
Ok, how was that related you ask? I’m not sure. But the article goes on to say that the Americans’ll have a room with lots of games and movies too, but with a shotty internet connection. Hopefully that’ll save them from both my ramblings and intimate knowledge of Maradona’s rear end.
Offside Sarah said:
Well, Im hoping your girlfriend wouldn't rat you out like Alexandra…
The True Football said:
Hmm, Im not sure if she would have or not, she definately shared my love and time with FIFA World Cup 2006. In all fairness, it was a pretty sweet game. I mean, where else can you make all of your friends and then win the World Cup with Uzbekistan?Just for some perspective, were talking about soneone who called Ronaldinho "a beautiful man" so she may not have all of her baguettes in order. French girls, Sarah, help us understand!
Offside Sarah said:
Sorry, I can't provide much insight on French girls- Im Irish American! Absolutely no French in me… (obviously!)The only video Ive ever played is Wii – Im from the South, my mother didnt think they were very feminine so I never allowed to play. I have to find my friends elsewhere and apparently can never hope to win the World Cup…
The True Football said:
Fortunately for you, I have an outside source. This song and video taught me all I've ever needed to know about France and it's people: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3lhjc_la-france-chante-par-des-americains_funAs for making friends, I meant actually building them. You can customize players to have them look physically like your friends, and then put everyone on the same team. Ronaldinho would know what I'm talking about, except him and his friends are already made in the game. Ha, losers. Just so I understand, playing video games about sports is NOT feminine? Some people.
Offside Sarah said:
I know, I know. Its a wonder I even know what channel ESPN is on…if my mother only knew how far I've strayed!
Maria Celeste said:
thanks for the generous Alexandra Paressant comparison…you can tell 'em i kind of looked like that too.
The True Football said:
Ok, I'll put up a picture of Alexandra too…
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